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Gentrified restaurant starterpack
« on: July 30, 2018, 06:38:22 pm »



Needs:

    "Branding Iron" logo

    Succulents hanging from ceiling in glass pods

    A minimum of 15 IPAs

    Fries served in a paper cone

    Fries not included with menu items traditionally served with them

    Truffle oil

    "Artisanal"

    Aoli

    "Farm-to-table"

    Server has "pig butchery" tattoo

    Leather aprons

    Food is good but not worth price

    Hipsters everywhere

    Folgers coffee is $4.50 a cup

    Out of business in under a year

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