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Tips to spotting an EDMW MCP
« on: October 16, 2015, 08:39:05 pm »
Hey ladies, i think it has become quite clear that a bunch of chauvinistic guys who go around calling themselves EDMWers have flooded our forum.

With kind advice from my slightly less repugnant but very helpful brother (who has asked not to be named), here are tips on how to spot them. And for God's sake don't answer their private messages or private questions that they may pose to you on the forum.

Who are they?
They are typically males who are single, alone and unwanted and dwell in the bowels of an unsanitary place called Eat-Drink-Man-Woman. In there, they use extremely derogatory terms to refer to us and often post pictures of scantily-clad women (clearly without getting permission). They lament about their lives and how everything in the world works against them, but refuse to go to work.

They rate girls by how much they are willing to pay for a night with them (the nerve!), but in fact, they have no means of paying since most of them live with their parents and come online using internet plans paid for by their parents.

How do you spot them?
They have their own brand of lingo used in their hell-hole and these are usually insulting to women or the general humankind. They can't seem to stop using them so here is a list:
  • ladies/gcp - cp is basically an acronym for the female reproductive organ in dialect. The modifiers are attached to classify the type of women (i told you they have no basic human decency)
  • white men - being insecure men, they have gone to great lengths (lol) to refer to white males as ang moh dk, with dk referring to the relative size of the male reproductive organ.
  • sic - sharing is caring. not really harmful but appears to have come from there.
  • npnt - no picture no talk. somehow, they think they are entitled to asking for pictures of girls without even knowing us.
  • chiu/chiur/moi - you/your/my/me. being devoid of real human interaction means that they have lost their ability to speak like proper human beings.

Do all of us a favour and report them whenever you see them.

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« Reply #1 on: October 16, 2015, 08:44:24 pm »
Hey ladies, i think it has become quite clear that a bunch of chauvinistic guys who go around calling themselves EDMWers have flooded our forum.

With kind advice from my slightly less repugnant but very helpful brother (who has asked not to be named), here are tips on how to spot them. And for God's sake don't answer their private messages or private questions that they may pose to you on the forum.

Who are they?
They are typically males who are single, alone and unwanted and dwell in the bowels of an unsanitary place called Eat-Drink-Man-Woman. In there, they use extremely derogatory terms to refer to us and often post pictures of scantily-clad women (clearly without getting permission). They lament about their lives and how everything in the world works against them, but refuse to go to work.

Not all are like that. There are some civilized and highly educated and intelligent successful people over there.

They rate girls by how much they are willing to pay for a night with them (the nerve!), but in fact, they have no means of paying since most of them live with their parents and come online using internet plans paid for by their parents.

Guys will always be guys la. That is just their sense of humour.

How do you spot them?
They have their own brand of lingo used in their hell-hole and these are usually insulting to women or the general humankind. They can't seem to stop using them so here is a list:
  • ladies/gcp - cp is basically an acronym for the female reproductive organ in dialect. The modifiers are attached to classify the type of women (i told you they have no basic human decency)
  • white men - being insecure men, they have gone to great lengths (lol) to refer to white males as ang moh dk, with dk referring to the relative size of the male reproductive organ.
  • sic - sharing is caring. not really harmful but appears to have come from there.
  • npnt - no picture no talk. somehow, they think they are entitled to asking for pictures of girls without even knowing us.
  • chiu/chiur/moi - you/your/my/me. being devoid of real human interaction means that they have lost their ability to speak like proper human beings.

Do all of us a favour and report them whenever you see them.

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Re: Tips to spotting an EDMW MCP
« Reply #2 on: October 16, 2015, 08:46:03 pm »

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« Reply #3 on: October 16, 2015, 08:49:22 pm »
Guys will always be guys la. That is just their sense of humour.

Would you like to be labelled by the length of your penis? Would you like some huge dude talking about how he would like to ravish you?


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« Reply #4 on: October 16, 2015, 08:50:50 pm »
Oh no .........

I just felt sad for the guys at EDMW. Already mentioned they are probably forever alones and lonely. Come here to lighten up the mood and kena chibaboom until jialat jialat. I am an EDMWer so I know how funny and jovial a bunch of people they are. They are harmless really. I means guys always insult each other etc but they don't mean it really  :)
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Re: Tips to spotting an EDMW MCP
« Reply #5 on: October 16, 2015, 08:52:56 pm »
Would you like to be labelled by the length of your penis? Would you like some huge dude talking about how he would like to ravish you?

I know it is not pleasant la. But guy's don't really mean it. During my army days almost everyone is a dick to each other and calling each other names anyways but we always remain as friends.

I can't do anything, just hoping that people who read this thread liao understand how both sides feel about each other.
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Re: Tips to spotting an EDMW MCP
« Reply #6 on: October 16, 2015, 08:53:54 pm »
Omg , I don't know why I laughing so much on this LOL.

I have a account over there, seem some are decent and some are definitely weirdo lol

Just don't take it so serious. ;)
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Re: Tips to spotting an EDMW MCP
« Reply #7 on: October 16, 2015, 08:56:40 pm »
I know it is not pleasant la. But guy's don't really mean it. During my army days almost everyone is a dick to each other and calling each other names anyways but we always remain as friends.

I can't do anything, just hoping that people who read this thread liao understand how both sides feel about each other.

I agree that not all of them are missing an organ called the heart. However, that doesn't excuse their behaviour. Until they learn to speak to and about women with respect, I don't see why my disdain for them is unjustified.

I'm just itching to report them the moment I see any lapses. You included.
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« Reply #8 on: October 16, 2015, 08:58:22 pm »
I agree that not all of them are missing an organ called the heart. However, that doesn't excuse their behaviour. Until they learn to speak to and about women with respect, I don't see why my disdain for them is unjustified.

I'm just itching to report them the moment I see any lapses. You included.

Haha up to you. Free forum free speech. Like you said, self control and self restraint and self tolerate. Have a happy weekend  :)
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Re: Tips to spotting an EDMW MCP
« Reply #9 on: October 16, 2015, 09:12:57 pm »
I like the part of using photos without permission.

It's like humans thinking they have free will when everything is decided by God.

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« Reply #10 on: October 16, 2015, 09:16:08 pm »
Oh oh and that stupid "bike" forum!

That damned "bike" forum is a place where these pigs go and call their hookers! Oh wait, I mean ogle at them through their computer monitors, since they don't have the financial capabilities to pay up or the necessary leg muscles to leave their damn room.

Look at how they tease us by pretending its some harmless forum for motorcycling enthusiasts. And yet there are people defending these disgusting excuses of human beings.

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« Reply #11 on: October 16, 2015, 09:18:06 pm »
I like the part of using photos without permission.

It's like humans thinking they have free will when everything is decided by God.

Being a hard determinist also means that you accept everything that is thrown at you. Do I look like I am accepting your crappy excuses?

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Re: Tips to spotting an EDMW MCP
« Reply #12 on: October 16, 2015, 09:29:51 pm »
Your brother has taught you well, too well.
I reckon he is an EDMWer also.

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Re: Tips to spotting an EDMW MCP
« Reply #13 on: October 16, 2015, 09:36:04 pm »
Being a hard determinist also means that you accept everything that is thrown at you. Do I look like I am accepting your crappy excuses?

Did I look like I care if you are accepting anything from me much less an assume excuse from me?

You can rant as long as you want and bitch as long as you want but the fact is you can do nothing about this and you are as powerless as resisting gods will.

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Re: Tips to spotting an EDMW MCP
« Reply #14 on: October 16, 2015, 09:43:10 pm »
Being a hard determinist also means that you accept everything that is thrown at you. Do I look like I am accepting your crappy excuses?

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