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Late Night Laughs
« on: October 27, 2015, 01:20:34 am »
With the popularity of the Late Night Horror Mysteries by @CandyEye, i propose to start a late night laughs topic.

Let me start.


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Re: Late Night Laughs
« Reply #1 on: October 27, 2015, 01:21:21 am »
once upon a time, there lived a match stick...

one day. he scratched his head and died.

the end.

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Re: Late Night Laughs
« Reply #2 on: October 27, 2015, 09:05:02 pm »
With the popularity of the Late Night Horror Mysteries by @CandyEye, i propose to start a late night laughs topic.

Let me start.

Thanks for @ me  :D

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Re: Late Night Laughs
« Reply #3 on: October 27, 2015, 09:26:08 pm »
Maybe i should contribute one.

Once upon a time, a king was having a arrow shooting competition.
The Best shooter will get to marry his daughter.

To raise the difficulty of the Challenge, The princess will place an apple on her head and the shooter must hit the apple !

First man came, He stood 100 meter away. Aims at the apple and shoots !!
The arrow hit the apple !! Sound of applause from the audience..
The first man proudly proclaims, "I am Robin Hood !!  (more applause)

The second man came. He chose to stand 200 meter away.. Aims and shoot !!
Amazingly, the arrow hits the apple !! Again sound of applause from the audience
The second man shouted : I am Hou Yi (后羿) !!! (More applause)

The last man came, He stood at 200 meter away blindfolded !!!
He   a..i...m...s...... and S~h~o~o~t~s ~~~
THE ARROW HIT THE PRINCESS AND SHE DIES !!!!! OHHHHH~  followed by long silence...
The last man took off the blindfold, saw that he had just killed the princess ...
Everyone turn and looked at him... wonder what he will said...
After gathering some courage.. He finally spoken. He said
I.... I...
am.......
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... SORRY...   :P


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Re: Late Night Laughs
« Reply #4 on: October 28, 2015, 11:13:02 pm »
3 men were stuck on an Island after their ship sank and they swam to the deserted island. After looking in all directions for some time, they realized that there is a mainland 500m away.

Bravely, the first man swam towards the mainland without hesitation, but lasted for only 100m before he drowned and died.

The second man decided to take his chances but alas the water took his life at the 200m mark.

The third man decided to follow suit despite the failure of the 2 men before him, and carefully he swam till the 250m mark, decided that it was too dangerous, and swam all the way back to the Island.  ;D ;D ;D
~I come here in peace~ *holds up white flag*

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Re: Late Night Laughs
« Reply #5 on: October 28, 2015, 11:14:34 pm »
Maybe i should contribute one.

Once upon a time, a king was having a arrow shooting competition.
The Best shooter will get to marry his daughter.

To raise the difficulty of the Challenge, The princess will place an apple on her head and the shooter must hit the apple !

First man came, He stood 100 meter away. Aims at the apple and shoots !!
The arrow hit the apple !! Sound of applause from the audience..
The first man proudly proclaims, "I am Robin Hood !!  (more applause)

The second man came. He chose to stand 200 meter away.. Aims and shoot !!
Amazingly, the arrow hits the apple !! Again sound of applause from the audience
The second man shouted : I am Hou Yi (后羿) !!! (More applause)

The last man came, He stood at 200 meter away blindfolded !!!
He   a..i...m...s...... and S~h~o~o~t~s ~~~
THE ARROW HIT THE PRINCESS AND SHE DIES !!!!! OHHHHH~  followed by long silence...
The last man took off the blindfold, saw that he had just killed the princess ...
Everyone turn and looked at him... wonder what he will said...
After gathering some courage.. He finally spoken. He said
I.... I...
am.......
...
...
..
... SORRY...   :P

I...am...rolling...on...the...floor...laughing...non...stop ;D ;D ;D
~I come here in peace~ *holds up white flag*

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Re: Late Night Laughs
« Reply #6 on: October 28, 2015, 11:59:17 pm »
Mary: Am I pretty or am I ugly? :-*
John: I think you're both :)
Mary: Both? ???
John: I think you're pretty ugly ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Late Night Laughs
« Reply #7 on: October 29, 2015, 01:06:56 am »
Hahahahahaha

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Re: Late Night Laughs
« Reply #8 on: October 29, 2015, 08:18:59 pm »
I...am...rolling...on...the...floor...laughing...non...stop ;D ;D ;D

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